Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Time .....

My friends (who I wont name - for legal reason's), had a little chat last night.

But first, let me tell you the back ground..... They are moving to Canada (hopefully, before june this year). And they are selling most of their stuff.


Anyway, back to last night ...... the husband says that they cannot take their big wall clock?


The wife asks why?


Because its five hours behind !!!!!!!



And this is a true story ....

4 comments:

Craig & Tracy Hardiman said...

I've just thought, our watches will be wrong as well.

AnnieAngel said...

I just lost a brilliant post.

Sigh.

Anyway to recap, Toronto is a pit full of crack heads with guns. Seriously, daytime gun violence is all the rage. No one needs to be homeless in TO, they CHOOSE it, don't fall for their lies and scams, they are mostly kids who are enjoying being crack heads with guns. It's a sleaze pit, don't go there if you can help it, it is horrible.

Other than that, Canada pretty much sucks. Hard. Very hard. But Toronto is a pit. Hamilton is a filthy gross steel factory pit. BC smells like yeast all the time. The Martitimes will drive you to suicide. The praries are empty. Empty.

Ontario is a smog filled, sulphur dioxide infused terrarium filled with 20 percent of the country's population. It's hard to breathe in the summer and the skies are only blue in the late fall, winter and early spring. The air is poison.

Quebec is full of french people.

Don't move to Canada if you can help it. DO NOT do it. You will regret it every day for the rest of your lives.

I'll pray for divine intercession on your behalf.

Craig & Tracy Hardiman said...

Annieangel, that's a bit harsh. Have you actually been there?

AnnieAngel said...

I'm here right now. Send help!!!!

;) It sucks here.