Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Formula for the Perfect Bottom.

It was reported in the Daily Telegraph today that a Dr David Holmes, a psychology lecturer, had devised a formula for the perfect bottom.

Here is the formula : (S+C)X(B+F)/T-V

Dr Holmes stated, on his formula Kylie Minogue would, almost certainly, score a perfect 80.

A adult glow-worm scores 79 !!!!!

Read the full story and other facts about bottoms here.

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