Male or Female ....

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...
but you can see right through them.



PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off...
it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons
are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.




TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily
and are often over inflated




HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object...
because to get them to go anywhere.....
you have to light a fire under them.




SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft.......
squeezable and retain water.




WEB PAGES:
Female...because they're constantly being looked at
and frequently getting hit on.



TRAINS: Definitely male...
because they always use the same old lines for
picking up people.



EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because....
over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.



HAMMERS: Male... because in the last 5000 years......
they've hardly changed
at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.


THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...
but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure,
he'd be lost without it...
and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...
he just keeps trying