Quote ....

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel.....


Was just a freight train coming your way...

Fancy A Game !!!!

Nice simply game which might pass away a couple of seconds of entertainment.


Click Here to Play.




I have heard of double decker buses ...... but this !!!

Deaf dog learns new tricks to find a home.

A deaf collie puppy confined to kennels for two months because prospective adopters have overlooked him has been taught sign language in an effort to find him a new home.


Read the full story Here.

Cat ....

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Video sent by lolastheme

Quand un chat se prend pour un chien, ça se voit tout de suite dans sa voix !

Translation : When a cat is taken for a dog, it shows right away in his voice!

What It Means To Be British.

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for A

Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a

Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch

American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all?

Suspicion of anything foreign.




Remember my post about Toga , well there is good news for the Parents.

My First Video

My First Video
Video sent by sheptess

" we all learn by our mistakes"

Men strike back ! ! ! ! ! !

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.



Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.


How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.


If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife
is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.




I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.


Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.


Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.

Dolls House ...

My wife has always been interested in Dolls Houses, so while my sister was in england on holiday, she bought one for her.



It's called "copford" and its going to be in Victorian Style, so I got onto ebay and spent a few pennies.

I am looking for a software program to put all her bits and pieces into a database, if anyone reading this knows of a good program, please let me know.

Thank You

Mike

Kaikohe Kia Ora

David and Pat have started to post on thier Blog, so take a look .... Kaikohe Kia Ora .


They are explaining their purpose of their blog. You may learn alot about the area of New Zealand where they live..

Kaikohe Kia Ora.

My sister(who is Australian) and her husband (who is from New Zealand) have been staying with me for the xmas period. They flew back today and their flight is about 30 hours (rather them than me). Anyway, I showed them how to start a blog and post to it. It is called Kaikohe Kia Ora It is going to be about their home town/village of Kaikohe .....




So if you guys could have a look and get their hit counter rising, it would be a help and also you may learn more about New Zealand..


Thank You
Mike

Guess Who No 1 ....

Clue : Born on the 17th October 1972, Kansas City, Missouri, USA. Son of a fifteen-year-old mother at the time of his birth and a father who left six month later never to return.

Freedom of Speech !!!!

Microsoft pulls the plug on China protest blog. Is any blog safe, well we will see.

Michael Anti (ZHAO JING)

A freelancer and columnist for several Chinese newspapers, has been promoting the freedom of speech in the Chinese cyberspace and real society for years. His blog is one of China's rare domestic sources of true information.

I have to agree with Robert Scoble

A Women's Prayer.

Dear Lord,


So far today,I am doing alright.


I have not gossiped, Lost my temper,

Been greedy,grumpy,nasty,

Selfish or self indulgent.

I have not whined,cursed or eaten any chocolate.

However, I am going to get out of bed in a few minutes,

And I will need a lot more help after that.


Amen

My Favourite Quotes ...

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.


Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)



Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.


Confucius
Chinese philosopher & reformer (551 BC - 479 BC)



We need never be ashamed of our tears.


Charles Dickens, Great Expectations
English novelist (1812 - 1870)




I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.


Mark Twain
US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910)




Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.



John F. Kennedy
US Democratic politician (1917 - 1963)




Find more quotes here.

My Recipe for a Great Cake.

Happiness Cake.



Take one heaped cup of patience and a heartful of love, add two handfuls of generosity to the above.

Blen in a dash of laughter and understanding, sprinkle lavishly with kindness and memories old and new. Add a lot of faith, mix well to make it rich and sweet.


Enjoy a giant slice with everyone you meet.


There is an extra bonus in this cake - No Calories. You can have all you want and not gain an ounce.

A Cat's Prayer.

Now I lay me down to sleep
The king-size bed is soft and deep
I sleep right in the centre groove
My human can't hardly move
I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight
And this is where I pass the night.

No one disturbs me or dare intrude
'Til morning comes and I want food.
I sneak up slowly and begin
To nibble on my human's chin.
She wake up quickly, I have sharp teeth.
For the morning is here and it's time to play
I always seem to get my way.

So thank you Lord for giving me
This human person that I can see.
The one who hugs me and holds me tight
And sacrifices her bed for me at night!




Taken from This Web page.It has lots of goodies about cats.


We have a cat since we have been married (33 years) and the peom rings true with everyone of our feline's.