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Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Formula for the Perfect Bottom.
It was reported in the
Daily Telegraph
today that a Dr David Holmes, a psychology lecturer, had devised a formula for the perfect bottom.
Here is the formula : (S+C)X(B+F)/T-V
Dr Holmes stated, on his formula Kylie Minogue would, almost certainly, score a perfect 80.
A adult
glow-worm
scores 79 !!!!!
Read the full story and other facts about bottoms here.
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